So there's this game I found on Facebook called Corrupt-a-Wish that I thought might be fun for us to try. For those who've never heard of it, the rules are this: one person makes a wish. The next person grants it, however they then "corrupt" the wish, then they make a new wish and the next person grants it, and so on...
Here's an example:
Me: I wish I had a million dollars.
Next person: Granted. But you can never spend any of it. I wish I had a new car.
Simple, right? So let the game begin!
I'll start: I wish I was a movie star.
(02-25-2017, 11:07 PM)Bluegirl285 Wrote: [ -> ]So there's this game I found on Facebook called Corrupt-a-Wish that I thought might be fun for us to try. For those who've never heard of it, the rules are this: one person makes a wish. The next person grants it, however they then "corrupt" the wish, then they make a new wish and the next person grants it, and so on...
Here's an example:
Me: I wish I had a million dollars.
Next person: Granted. But you can never spend any of it. I wish I had a new car.
Simple, right? So let the game begin!
I'll start: I wish I was a movie star.
Granted: but you will be hated and all your movies will be bombs
I wish I could experience pregnancy
Granted: but it will be when your 78 years old.
(I was going to write something darker, but I couldn't handle typing it in...)
I wish I could get a man pregnant.
Granted. But it will be the last time you ever have sex.
I wish I was more happy-go-lucky.
Granted, but that will be the only happy thing in your life.
I wish I could take a vacation.
Granted, but it will be in the North pole for a year without internet.
I wish I could race in Nascar.
Granted, but you'll have three tire blowouts in the first lap and crash into the stands.
I wish I had the best boyfriend ever.
Granted but he will work on the other side of the world except for one day a year.
i wish i could turn into a centaur
Granted, but you will forever be turned into a statue of a centaur.
I wish I got a raise at work.
Granted, but the increase is one cent per paycheck.
I wish i could carry my girlfriend babies.
Granted. Five babies, but you'll carry them forever.
I wish I could travel to world for a year.
(thanks for the litter *rubs massive tummy* :P btw if i post too much let me know, ill let the next one to someone else)
Granted. you will travel the world...in a Ford Pinto
I wish I could have a tail to help me with chores at home.
Granted. You can have a tail, but all of your chores will be 5 times worse then what they are now.
I wish I had unlimited free wifi for life!
Granted. But it'll be the crappiest, most irritating wifi ever.
I wish I had a pet cat.
Granted, but it's the worst cat in the world.
I wish I was hyper pregnant
Granted but you wont be able to walk again until you give birth
I wish i can get people around me pregnant
Granted, but you will be limited only to senior citizens.
I wish I could fly to Paris.
Granted. Now get in the cannon; we've got a busy schedule today.
I wish life came with a soundtrack.
Granted, but the only music allowed for the soundtrack is Smashmouth and Nickleback.
I wish I could speak a second language.
(HAHAHA The senior citizens one made me lose it!!)
Granted but it's a dead, untranslatable language.
I wish I didn't procrastinate