RE: Corrupt-a-Wish - SnowWolf - 09-14-2017
Granted but you wont be able to do anything at all in your day.
I wish I had stronger self esteem.
RE: Corrupt-a-Wish -
Bluegirl285 - 09-23-2017
Granted. You're going to need it once your friends and family start to spend every waking moment trying to weaken it.
I wish I found my soulmate.
RE: Corrupt-a-Wish -
SwollenBellyEnvy - 09-23-2017
Granted. You meet online, never in person, and don't speak the same language. You have awkward communications because everything you say between you must be translated.
I wish I had time to read more books.
RE: Corrupt-a-Wish -
littletwink - 09-27-2017
(09-23-2017, 06:36 AM)SwollenBellyEnvy Wrote: Granted. You meet online, never in person, and don't speak the same language. You have awkward communications because everything you say between you must be translated.
I wish I had time to read more books.
Granted, but they will all be coloring books.
I wish that I had no beard or mustache.
RE: Corrupt-a-Wish -
Bluegirl285 - 09-27-2017
Granted, but you will also have no hair anywhere on your body for the rest of your life.
I wish I lost weight.
RE: Corrupt-a-Wish - SnowWolf - 09-28-2017
(09-27-2017, 06:01 PM)Bluegirl285 Wrote: Granted, but you will also have no hair anywhere on your body for the rest of your life.
I wish I lost weight.
Granted, but once a month you will gain 300lb for 48 hours
I wish i could fly.
RE: Corrupt-a-Wish -
gre-y - 09-28-2017
Granted, but you can fly two feet from the ground.
I wish I was camping right now.
RE: Corrupt-a-Wish -
Bluegirl285 - 09-28-2017
Granted, but it will be a month camping in the Antarctic.
I wish I could take a cruise.
RE: Corrupt-a-Wish - SnowWolf - 10-23-2017
Granted, but it will be on the titanic 2.
I wish i could turn into a werewolf for the halloween costume contest at work.
RE: Corrupt-a-Wish -
andy_td - 10-25-2017
Granted, but you'll injure your boss, causing you to lose your hard-earned raise.
I wish I could teleport places!
RE: Corrupt-a-Wish -
BlueLust - 11-15-2017
Granted, but you're always teleported to the most awkward situations. Example: like when people are having sex, or in other peoples houses while they're watching porn... I'm sorry I have a super dirty mind. Lol
I wish my house would be finally clean and perfectly orderly again.
RE: Corrupt-a-Wish -
Bluegirl285 - 11-15-2017
Granted and voila! Your house is clean and organized. Your front and back yard and your car, on the other hand...
I wish I had the brand-new iPhone.
RE: Corrupt-a-Wish -
SwollenBellyEnvy - 11-15-2017
Your wish for a new iPhone is granted, but the battery won't hold a charge.
I wish I could write the next great American novel.
RE: Corrupt-a-Wish -
Bluegirl285 - 11-16-2017
Granted, but you'll make no money off of it.
I wish I could get over my writers block.
RE: Corrupt-a-Wish - SnowWolf - 11-16-2017
Granted, but you'll only for 24 hours in the month.
I wish i could get a pretty pregnant girlfriend (im single now sadly)
RE: Corrupt-a-Wish -
BlueLust - 11-28-2017
Granted, but you wont be the daddy.
I wish that I could have a handsome pregnant boyfriend...lol
RE: Corrupt-a-Wish -
BigSwollenBelly - 12-25-2017
(11-28-2017, 10:41 PM)BlueLust Wrote: Granted, but you wont be the daddy.
I wish that I could have a handsome pregnant boyfriend...lol
Granted, but you fight like cats and dogs for the entire pregnancy, and he's also never in the mood to have sex.
I wish that a couple cute YouTubers that I watch would get pregnant and vlog about it.
RE: Corrupt-a-Wish -
MysticalC - 12-30-2017
Granted, but all they will say is basically, "My back hurts and I've been craving weird shit." And they won't do anything else.
I wish that I'm wasn't so scared of doing even the tiniest things like diving into a pool.
RE: Corrupt-a-Wish -
Sazzy - 12-30-2017
Granted, but you will become so courageous that your mind gets warped into trusting delusions of grandeur and you perish in a tragic climbing-Mt. Everest-without-oxygen-related incident.
I wish I could finally finish putting new flooring down so I had actual wood or carpet and not cement as flooring.
RE: Corrupt-a-Wish - SnowWolf - 12-31-2017
Granted but a water leaker will ruin everything and force you to star from scratch.
I wish I could carry an alien offspring