RE: Corrupt-a-Wish -
Bluegirl285 - 12-31-2017
Granted, but how familiar are you with xenomorphs and chestbursters?
I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow.
RE: Corrupt-a-Wish -
SwollenBellyEnvy - 12-31-2017
Granted. But everyone who works tomorrow is paid a huge - yes, huge - bonus for 2017. Those not working forfeit the bonus.
I wish someone would fix my flat tire.
PS. Happy New Year!!!
RE: Corrupt-a-Wish -
Sazzy - 12-31-2017
Granted, but it will be me fixing it. And I'm a huge proponent of ductape.
I wish I was way better at guitar than I actually am.
RE: Corrupt-a-Wish -
MysticalC - 01-04-2018
Granted but that will be the only thing you're good at.
I wish I wasn't stupid and actually bothered to do all my homework.
RE: Corrupt-a-Wish -
BigSwollenBelly - 01-05-2018
(01-04-2018, 12:33 PM)MysticalC Wrote: I wish I wasn't stupid and actually bothered to do all my homework.
Granted, but you have a horrible habit of losing your completed homework and never handing it in on time.
Since Colton Haynes has shown interest in mpreg before, I wish he would wake up one morning eight months pregnant.
RE: Corrupt-a-Wish -
Bluegirl285 - 03-30-2018
Granted, but in 24 hours, he'll go back to being not pregnant again.
I wish I could go back to Spain for vacation.
RE: Corrupt-a-Wish -
SwollenBellyEnvy - 04-06-2018
Granted, but your flight will be delayed and rerouted. Total time in Spain will be 47 minutes which you will spend waiting for your return flight.
I wish I could meet the Obama's.
RE: Corrupt-a-Wish -
BlueLust - 11-19-2018
Granted, but you will be late to meeting them. 3 hours late. They will be nice to you, because they're the Obama's after all, but they'll tweet about how they thought you were rude.
I wish that I had two kittens.
RE: Corrupt-a-Wish -
Loeffler - 12-22-2018
(11-19-2018, 08:56 AM)BlueLust Wrote: Granted, but you will feel great on these probiotics for ibs and be late to meeting them. 3 hours late. They will be nice to you, because they're the Obama's after all, but they'll tweet about how they thought you were rude.
I wish that I had two kittens.
Granted, but you already have a pet anaconda and I'm not sure that's a good combo. We'll have to wait and see, I suppose.
I wish tomorrow will be a sunny day.
RE: Corrupt-a-Wish -
tjopj44 - 12-23-2018
Granted, but it will be the last sunny day in a whole year.
I wish i could shape shift.
RE: Corrupt-a-Wish -
BlueLust - 06-19-2019
Granted, but you only can shapeshift into two different forms. A fish bowl or an avocado.
Oddly random...
I wish I could be an opera singer.
RE: Corrupt-a-Wish -
chronic322 - 06-20-2019
Granted: You are now Florence Foster Jenkins (Google her)
I wish my job didn't suck.
RE: Corrupt-a-Wish -
Preggerz - 06-20-2019
Granted, but you get fired tomorrow
I wish men could get pregnant too
RE: Corrupt-a-Wish - SnowWolf - 06-20-2019
Granted but it would be spontaneous. At any moment you would sprout a pregnant belly.
I wish I could shapeshift
RE: Corrupt-a-Wish -
Preggerz - 06-20-2019
(That's amazing!)
Granted, but never into the thing you want.
I wish you could go into any story
RE: Corrupt-a-Wish - SnowWolf - 06-21-2019
Granted you have a 50/50 chance to end up in Tommy wiseau the room.
I wish I could fly.
RE: Corrupt-a-Wish -
Preggerz - 06-21-2019
Granted but sometimes you fall out of the sky
I wish I could control pregnancy
RE: Corrupt-a-Wish - SnowWolf - 06-22-2019
Granted but everyone you touch becomes pregnant.
I wish I could surrogate.
RE: Corrupt-a-Wish -
Bluegirl285 - 06-27-2019
Granted, but since you didn't wish to be a surrogate of human babies...
I wish I was a best-selling author.
RE: Corrupt-a-Wish -
Preggerz - 06-28-2019
Granted but you sell your books for free.
I Wish I can improve at drawing