RE: Corrupt-a-Wish -
Birthingman - 05-04-2020
Granted, but you can only draw with crayons.
I wish I looked like Val Kilmer in his prime.
RE: Corrupt-a-Wish -
mannluvv - 05-04-2020
Granted. But only from the knees down
I wish I could see the English countryside
RE: Corrupt-a-Wish -
chronic322 - 05-05-2020
Granted however it's during WW2.
I wish I could always be pregnant,
RE: Corrupt-a-Wish -
Bluegirl285 - 06-15-2020
Granted, so let's make you immortal, forever pregnant with 20 babies!
I wish I had super powers.
RE: Corrupt-a-Wish -
Cole - 06-16-2020
Granted! I hope you enjoy the superpower of having the ability to make any glass full of water room tempurature!
I wish I had the ability to open any lock!
RE: Corrupt-a-Wish -
chronic322 - 09-14-2020
Granted. However it takes 12 hours and is extremely loud.
I wish I had a bigger dick.
RE: Corrupt-a-Wish -
Redbane - 10-03-2020
(09-14-2020, 02:41 PM)chronic322 Wrote: Granted. However it takes 12 hours and is extremely loud.
I wish I had a bigger dick.
Granted, but it never gets hard.
I wish I could read minds.
RE: Corrupt-a-Wish -
atreu - 10-03-2020
Granted, but you can't turn it off.
I wish I never had to worry about money again.
RE: Corrupt-a-Wish -
chronic322 - 10-22-2020
Granted. You're dead. The dead have no need for money.
I wish I had a set of nice, lactating, tits.
RE: Corrupt-a-Wish -
Redbane - 10-25-2020
(10-22-2020, 04:44 AM)chronic322 Wrote: Granted. You're dead. The dead have no need for money.
I wish I had a set of nice, lactating, tits.
Granted; but they always have mastitis. It feels worse than it looks.
I wish the men I was attracted to weren't always gay.
RE: Corrupt-a-Wish -
Bluegirl285 - 01-01-2021
Granted. I'm sure you won't mind that the guys you'll be attracted to are fat, lazy drunks.
I wish I was a millionaire.
RE: Corrupt-a-Wish -
rubmybelly42 - 03-03-2021
Granted, but every dollar you spend goes right to your worst enemy.
I wish my S/O and I could be pregnant at the same time.
RE: Corrupt-a-Wish -
Preggerz - 04-12-2021
Granted but you break up and have to raise a baby alone.
I wish I wasn't afraid of commitment.
RE: Corrupt-a-Wish - Idkidc292 - 04-13-2021
Granted. However you have to remain so every day for the rest of your life. Whether it’s physically or mentally. Every. Single. Day.
I wish I could get away with murder.
RE: Corrupt-a-Wish -
Marvelous - 05-05-2021
Granted. But you have to flee the country.
I wish I can drive (with license and a car, instead my wife does).
RE: Corrupt-a-Wish - Idkidc292 - 05-05-2021
Well guess I should start learning more Spanish. And granted, but good luck getting pulled over every time by an officer who will slap excessive fines/punishments on you for the smallest things.
I wish I could visit hell and come back alive. Because demons can’t be all bad right?
RE: Corrupt-a-Wish -
Bluegirl285 - 09-18-2021
Granted. Would you still feel that way if you came back as one?
I wish I could fly.