[Bluegirl285]

So there's this game I found on Facebook called Corrupt-a-Wish that I thought might be fun for us to try.  For those who've never heard of it, the rules are this: one person makes a wish.  The next person grants it, however they then "corrupt" the wish, then they make a new wish and the next person grants it, and so on...

Here's an example:

Me: I wish I had a million dollars.

Next person: Granted.  But you can never spend any of it.  I wish I had a new car.

Simple, right?  So let the game begin!  

I'll start: I wish I was a movie star.

[MPreg Lover]

So there's this game I found on Facebook called Corrupt-a-Wish that I thought might be fun for us to try.  For those who've never heard of it, the rules are this: one person makes a wish.  The next person grants it, however they then "corrupt" the wish, then they make a new wish and the next person grants it, and so on...

Here's an example:

Me: I wish I had a million dollars.

Next person: Granted.  But you can never spend any of it.  I wish I had a new car.

Simple, right?  So let the game begin!  

I'll start: I wish I was a movie star.

Granted: but you will be hated and all your movies will be bombs

I wish I could experience pregnancy

[BlueLust]

Granted: but it will be when your 78 years old.

(I was going to write something darker, but I couldn't handle typing it in...)

I wish I could get a man pregnant.

[SwollenBellyEnvy]

Granted. But it will be the last time you ever have sex.

I wish I was more happy-go-lucky.

[Bluegirl285]

Granted, but that will be the only happy thing in your life.


I wish I could take a vacation.

[SnowWolf]

Granted, but it will be in the North pole for a year without internet.

I wish I could race in Nascar.

[SwollenBellyEnvy]

Granted, but you'll have three tire blowouts in the first lap and crash into the stands.

I wish I had the best boyfriend ever.

[SnowWolf]

Granted but he will work on the other side of the world except for one day a year.

i wish i could turn into a centaur

[Bluegirl285]

Granted, but you will forever be turned into a statue of a centaur.


I wish I got a raise at work.

[SnowWolf]

Granted, but the increase is one cent per paycheck.

I wish i could carry my girlfriend babies.

[SwollenBellyEnvy]

Granted. Five babies, but you'll carry them forever.

I wish I could travel to world for a year.

[SnowWolf]

(thanks for the litter *rubs massive tummy* :P btw if i post too much let me know, ill let the next one to someone else)

Granted. you will travel the world...in a Ford Pinto

I wish I could have a tail to help me with chores at home.

[BlueLust]

Granted. You can have a tail, but all of your chores will be 5 times worse then what they are now.

I wish I had unlimited free wifi for life!

[gre-y]

Granted. But it'll be the crappiest, most irritating wifi ever.

I wish I had a pet cat.

[DragonKnight]

Granted, but it's the worst cat in the world.

I wish I was hyper pregnant

[SnowWolf]

Granted but you wont be able to walk again until you give birth

I wish i can get people around me pregnant

[Bluegirl285]

Granted, but you will be limited only to senior citizens.


I wish I could fly to Paris.

[WolfgangD]

Granted. Now get in the cannon; we've got a busy schedule today.

I wish life came with a soundtrack.

[gre-y]

Granted, but the only music allowed for the soundtrack is Smashmouth and Nickleback.

I wish I could speak a second language.

[sillysadass]

(HAHAHA The senior citizens one made me lose it!!)

Granted but it's a dead, untranslatable language.

I wish I didn't procrastinate