[SnowWolf]

Granted but you wont be able to do anything at all in your day.

I wish I had stronger self esteem.

[Bluegirl285]

Granted. You're going to need it once your friends and family start to spend every waking moment trying to weaken it.

I wish I found my soulmate.

[SwollenBellyEnvy]

Granted. You meet online, never in person, and don't speak the same language. You have awkward communications because everything you say between you must be translated.

I wish I had time to read more books.

[littletwink]

Granted. You meet online, never in person, and don't speak the same language.  You have awkward communications because everything you say between you must be translated.

I wish I had time to read more books.

Granted, but they will all be coloring books.

I wish that I had no beard or mustache. 

[Bluegirl285]

Granted, but you will also have no hair anywhere on your body for the rest of your life.

I wish I lost weight.

[SnowWolf]

Granted, but you will also have no hair anywhere on your body for the rest of your life.

I wish I lost weight.

Granted, but once a month you will gain 300lb for 48 hours

I wish i could fly.

[gre-y]

Granted, but you can fly two feet from the ground.

I wish I was camping right now.

[Bluegirl285]

Granted, but it will be a month camping in the Antarctic.

I wish I could take a cruise.

[SnowWolf]

Granted, but it will be on the titanic 2.

I wish i could turn into a werewolf for the halloween costume contest at work.

[andy_td]

Granted, but you'll injure your boss, causing you to lose your hard-earned raise.

I wish I could teleport places!

[BlueLust]

Granted, but you're always teleported to the most awkward situations. Example: like when people are having sex, or in other peoples houses while they're watching porn... I'm sorry I have a super dirty mind. Lol

I wish my house would be finally clean and perfectly orderly again.

[Bluegirl285]

Granted and voila! Your house is clean and organized. Your front and back yard and your car, on the other hand...


I wish I had the brand-new iPhone.

[SwollenBellyEnvy]

Your wish for a new iPhone is granted, but the battery won't hold a charge.

I wish I could write the next great American novel.

[Bluegirl285]

Granted, but you'll make no money off of it.


I wish I could get over my writers block.

[SnowWolf]

Granted, but you'll only for 24 hours in the month.

I wish i could get a pretty pregnant girlfriend (im single now sadly)

[BlueLust]

Granted, but you wont be the daddy.

I wish that I could have a handsome pregnant boyfriend...lol

[BigSwollenBelly]

Granted, but you wont be the daddy.

I wish that I could have a handsome pregnant boyfriend...lol

Granted, but you fight like cats and dogs for the entire pregnancy, and he's also never in the mood to have sex. 

I wish that a couple cute YouTubers that I watch would get pregnant and vlog about it.

[MysticalC]

Granted, but all they will say is basically, "My back hurts and I've been craving weird shit." And they won't do anything else.

I wish that I'm wasn't so scared of doing even the tiniest things like diving into a pool.

[Sazzy]

Granted, but you will become so courageous that your mind gets warped into trusting delusions of grandeur and you perish in a tragic climbing-Mt. Everest-without-oxygen-related incident.

I wish I could finally finish putting new flooring down so I had actual wood or carpet and not cement as flooring.

[SnowWolf]

Granted but a water leaker will ruin everything and force you to star from scratch.

I wish I could carry an alien offspring