[Bluegirl285]

Granted, but how familiar are you with xenomorphs and chestbursters?

I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow.

[SwollenBellyEnvy]

Granted. But everyone who works tomorrow is paid a huge - yes, huge - bonus for 2017. Those not working forfeit the bonus.

I wish someone would fix my flat tire.

PS. Happy New Year!!!

[Sazzy]

Granted, but it will be me fixing it. And I'm a huge proponent of ductape.

I wish I was way better at guitar than I actually am.

[MysticalC]

Granted but that will be the only thing you're good at.

I wish I wasn't stupid and actually bothered to do all my homework.

[BigSwollenBelly]

I wish I wasn't stupid and actually bothered to do all my homework.

Granted, but you have a horrible habit of losing your completed homework and never handing it in on time. 

Since Colton Haynes has shown interest in mpreg before, I wish he would wake up one morning eight months pregnant. 

[Bluegirl285]

Granted, but in 24 hours, he'll go back to being not pregnant again.


I wish I could go back to Spain for vacation.

[SwollenBellyEnvy]

Granted, but your flight will be delayed and rerouted.  Total time in Spain will be 47 minutes which you will spend waiting for your return flight.

I wish I could meet the Obama's.

[BlueLust]

Granted, but you will be late to meeting them. 3 hours late. They will be nice to you, because they're the Obama's after all, but they'll tweet about how they thought you were rude.

I wish that I had two kittens.

[Loeffler]

Granted, but you will feel great on these probiotics for ibs and be late to meeting them. 3 hours late. They will be nice to you, because they're the Obama's after all, but they'll tweet about how they thought you were rude.

I wish that I had two kittens.

Granted, but you already have a pet anaconda and I'm not sure that's a good combo. We'll have to wait and see, I suppose.

I wish tomorrow will be a sunny day.

[tjopj44]

Granted, but it will be the last sunny day in a whole year.

I wish i could shape shift.

[BlueLust]

Granted, but you only can shapeshift into two different forms. A fish bowl or an avocado.
Oddly random...

I wish I could be an opera singer.

[chronic322]

Granted: You are now Florence Foster Jenkins (Google her)

I wish my job didn't suck.

[Preggerz]

Granted, but you get fired tomorrow

I wish men could get pregnant too

[SnowWolf]

Granted but it would be spontaneous. At any moment you would sprout a pregnant belly.

I wish I could shapeshift

[Preggerz]

(That's amazing!)
Granted, but never into the thing you want.

I wish you could go into any story

[SnowWolf]

Granted you have a 50/50 chance to end up in Tommy wiseau the room.

I wish I could fly.

[Preggerz]

Granted but sometimes you fall out of the sky

I wish I could control pregnancy

[SnowWolf]

Granted but everyone you touch becomes pregnant.

I wish I could surrogate.

[Bluegirl285]

Granted, but since you didn't wish to be a surrogate of human babies...


I wish I was a best-selling author.

[Preggerz]

Granted but you sell your books for free.
I Wish I can improve at drawing