Corrupt-a-Wish
#41

Granted, but how familiar are you with xenomorphs and chestbursters?

I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow.

If good things lasted forever, would we appreciate how precious they are? -Bill Watterson
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#42

Granted. But everyone who works tomorrow is paid a huge - yes, huge - bonus for 2017. Those not working forfeit the bonus.

I wish someone would fix my flat tire.

PS. Happy New Year!!!

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#43

Granted, but it will be me fixing it. And I'm a huge proponent of ductape.

I wish I was way better at guitar than I actually am.

I'm not a bad driver. I just drive drive better at an altitude of 3,500 feet where I'm not surrounded by morons.
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#44

Granted but that will be the only thing you're good at.

I wish I wasn't stupid and actually bothered to do all my homework.
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#45

(01-04-2018, 12:33 PM)MysticalC Wrote:  I wish I wasn't stupid and actually bothered to do all my homework.

Granted, but you have a horrible habit of losing your completed homework and never handing it in on time. 

Since Colton Haynes has shown interest in mpreg before, I wish he would wake up one morning eight months pregnant. 
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#46

Granted, but in 24 hours, he'll go back to being not pregnant again.


I wish I could go back to Spain for vacation.

If good things lasted forever, would we appreciate how precious they are? -Bill Watterson
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#47

Granted, but your flight will be delayed and rerouted.  Total time in Spain will be 47 minutes which you will spend waiting for your return flight.

I wish I could meet the Obama's.

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     Subscribers, Part II (NSFW, Explicit, M/M): http://mpregcentral.net/forums/showthread.php?tid=2071
     Post Partum Pain and Pregnant: http://mpregcentral.net/forums/showthread.php?tid=3328
     Adventures of an Amateur Stripper (NSFW, Explicit, M/M): http://mpregcentral.net/forums/showthread.php?tid=5920

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#48

Granted, but you will be late to meeting them. 3 hours late. They will be nice to you, because they're the Obama's after all, but they'll tweet about how they thought you were rude.

I wish that I had two kittens.
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#49

(11-19-2018, 08:56 AM)BlueLust Wrote:  Granted, but you will feel great on these probiotics for ibs and be late to meeting them. 3 hours late. They will be nice to you, because they're the Obama's after all, but they'll tweet about how they thought you were rude.

I wish that I had two kittens.

Granted, but you already have a pet anaconda and I'm not sure that's a good combo. We'll have to wait and see, I suppose.

I wish tomorrow will be a sunny day.
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#50

Granted, but it will be the last sunny day in a whole year.

I wish i could shape shift.
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#51

Granted, but you only can shapeshift into two different forms. A fish bowl or an avocado.
Oddly random...

I wish I could be an opera singer.
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#52

Granted: You are now Florence Foster Jenkins (Google her)

I wish my job didn't suck.
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#53

Granted, but you get fired tomorrow

I wish men could get pregnant too
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#54

Granted but it would be spontaneous. At any moment you would sprout a pregnant belly.

I wish I could shapeshift
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#55

(That's amazing!)
Granted, but never into the thing you want.

I wish you could go into any story
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#56

Granted you have a 50/50 chance to end up in Tommy wiseau the room.

I wish I could fly.
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#57

Granted but sometimes you fall out of the sky

I wish I could control pregnancy
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#58

Granted but everyone you touch becomes pregnant.

I wish I could surrogate.
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#59

Granted, but since you didn't wish to be a surrogate of human babies...


I wish I was a best-selling author.

If good things lasted forever, would we appreciate how precious they are? -Bill Watterson
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#60

Granted but you sell your books for free.
I Wish I can improve at drawing
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