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When you get inboxed for RPs and you just know they've gone nowhere near your props and cons thread (strike 1) - WHY?! WHY DO YOU WANT TO WASTE MY TIME?! It's rage inducing. They always end up coming back (after I tell them not to message me again till they read it) with "oh sorry i'm only a carrier" (Strike 2) (very clearly says on my thread i'm not into seeding) or "We can both be pregnant" (Strike 3)

Do your homework, don't just go around asking to add people for the sake of it.

There/ They're/ Their is a peev, but i'm talking REALLY bad English. "The boy sigh, he not get up. too heavy with babies in him." The maid from Family guy can speak better English.

I realise it's difficult if it's not your first language but then you have to understand that whilst I can let go of the occasional mistake, my brain would actually set itself on fire and run around screaming inside my skull if we tried to RP with that kind of broken English. - My mother raised me to be a huge spelling and grammar freak.

When I was doing homework in school if I made a mistake I wasn't allowed to cross it out, I had to start the entire page again. (Including the last sentence of the second side of a double sided page)

Got a brand fucking new one that just happened to me. So I'm have my Yahoo IM up can't remember his name on here, anyways this is what happen and yes will put up our conversation piece up and I will censor his name out and use him cause I such a nice christian. So he is into birthing rp and pretends to be a midwife anyways he refers to the babies inside of me as "That thing". I'm not cool with that cause I have suffer though cancer that messo shit you see on tv. Anyway that what my doctor a real doctor called the cancer. I understand that RPing is real but ether way treat as if it was I mean If my wife or boyfriend was pregnant do you want the person who is helping you birth call your baby a thing. If you want to avoid this person on yahoo IM Privite message me and I will give it

Him: hi
me: hey what up
him: nuthin how r u
me: not too much
him: hows that thing growing inside u
me: You call my children "that thing" again I will beat your ass
him: i didnt no if it was a boy or girl
him: so how is your preacious cargo
me: They doing fine but I not too trilled with you right now
him: im sorry lwt me make it up to you
me: Calling children "that thing" and now cargo makes the person who's preggers with that child or children sound like you refering to the child as a cancer or now with the cargo shit sounds like your calling the mother (carrier) fat
him: how can i make it up to you
me: I really doudt you can but for future referance when you talk about someone child and you do know what they are haveing call them Little one, the darlings and youngings cause I did suffer from cancer and that what the doctor called it as that thing

I thank you all for listening

I don't think precious cargo is too insulting. It's just a phrase people use.

My friend (now probably an ex friend because I'm soooo tired of how shamelessly rude she is) once referred to my son as a thing. She said, "Get him to shut up or I'm going to beat that thing."

She was trying to be funny so I acted like it was funny back and just told her she was being rude, but her family is all like that too and they were constantly saying things about my son and telling me how to parent, etc. so finally I started taking it seriously and I told them to stop. Now, of course, they think *I'm* a bitch lol.
Ironic.

I agree, "cargo" is just a word to refer to goods that are carried, so by saying "precious cargo" he's just saying you're carrying something precious. He's not calling you fat.

"Thing" i'd leave for alien rps and such, not for usual pregnancies.

People who can't stay in character or pay attention to what my character is saying.

I told someone I've over done the fluffy romantic style rp and want to do something non fluffy, purely medical/ sci fi theme so we agree on an alien breeder rp, the alien is not without compassion, isn't cruel or dominating but is simply 'professional' about it if you will. No romance involved. And now he's flirting with me like mad and when I tried to gently remind him it's a breeder rp not a flirty romantic one he said his character has a thing for mine even if it's not mutual. I'm like NO that's not what was agreed. It's the kind of thing that will make me do all the things you shouldn't in an improv, closed answers, blocking each other's characters etc.