[BaronVonCroydlypants]

I wouldn't mind some kind of robot-like body, or a hard light hologram like Rimmer.

Apart from that, some of the lame-o powers from Stuperpowers would be amusing to have, such as Bagels as lethal weapons; induce slight migraines; turn into someone's Ex.

Or maybe actual superpowers like gravity control. So I can literally turn people inside out if they mess with my friiiends.