[Seedful]

^^That reminds me of a story I read online about a young man who picks a much-older woman up at a bar. He brings her home and they have very enthusiastic sex---midway through she gets so into it that she starts lactating! He's amazed at how incredibly hot this makes him; he even drinks some of the creamy milk as they go. As they're laying in bed afterwards, he tells her, 'That was incredible! I didn't know women your age could lactate!' She smiles and says, 'Oh, I can't; I'm too old for that. But I'm exactly the right age for breast cancer.'