[Redbane]

Don't mind me, just screeching into the void among people who share one of my weirdest kinks and venting about this one shitty discord group I'm in. Just venting about the fuckin nonsense of this group I'm in (no, I will NOT send an invite because this group is a disaster of awful rp skills that was dumped in my lap by a friend) and hoping to maybe make somebody giggle.
So...

• I'm the only one who moves the rp forward.
  
• I'm the only one who comes up with plot directions.
  
• I'm the the one who runs the damn server.
  
• I'm the one everyone wants a one on one rp with.
  

Even though I'm apparently a huge cunt because I won't rp with Timmy McFuckStick and his Monster baby making monster cock.
Like... ???
Did I say I was into giant, veiny fuck sticks?
Did I even... say that those were welcome?
No?
 Huh, funny... it's almost like you didn't read the rules.... couldn't see past that big, fat fuckstick maybe? Or maybe it's so big you can't text because your dick has taken on a sentient life of its own and is the equivalent of a screaming baby... but with precum....  and possibly herpes.
But yeah no I'm just the big bad bitch lmao.


This group was dumped onto my server by a friend, and I have so many regrets, but I'm like, the only mpreg safe person in a lot of groups?
So somehow I became a roleplay degenerate sanctuary. When I say degenerate I mean I am amazed if these people can string together a reply longer than (I'm fucking QUOTING these)

• "Yeah," he nods.
  
• "Aaaah!"
  
• He pushes
  

OR maybe, if I get really lucky:

• "I don't think Chlamydia is a Girl's name."
  
• "I'll name him Herpes, like the Greek god," he smiled.
  

I'll admit the Herpes one was a typo on the player's end, but...
I'm trying to run a paragraph server.
That's saying nothing of the way posting order is... just. Not a thing.
I'm still getting used to discord so I can't figure out how to get rid of these sad rags.
But yes some highlights of this cringe festival include:

• Sentient Hyper Fucksticks
  
• Waaaaaay too much Bara for my taste
  
• Bears 
  
• Badly done Omegaverse 
  
• Mysteriously vanishing babies
  
• Weepy man tiddies
  
• Copious reproduction 
  

All that, and the Furry is the only sane one. Not dissing though. He's cool. He's the only one of the cringe goblins that was dumped on my server that I can actually rp with because he's got a good grasp of how to not be a cringe goblin.

Anyway; hope I got someone to laugh, and sorry in advance if some of my cringe goblins migrate here.