07-02-2014, 09:57 PM
(07-02-2014, 04:33 PM)darkfanboy Wrote: I crash land on earth and incidentally destroy a house in the process. As I'm trying to climb out of the rubble I find a bottle labeled gnancy po ion, which in my langauge means eternal life. I put it in my portable dimensional pocket just before I'm taken away by men in black suits and cars. We drive forver till we get to someplace labeled Area 51.
a man in black asks for the pregnancy potion which the alien hands off to him only to discover it was me then i drink the potion and become preg with 4 human babies "i never lose" i say to the alien before using my disintergrator. i win! the end!