08-20-2012, 07:37 PM
Well..... I have a lot.
One that you kind of had to be there for....
When I was 10 I had this weird idea that I could date older guys. Like, that a 17 year old would want me. I don't know why I was so delusional lol.
So, there was this insanely amazing looking guy at my church and I got up the courage to talk to him. His whole family were just like, gorgeous, perfect looking people.
So I walked up to him and said HI! and I really hadn't thought much further than that...
He said, "Wassup?"
And I said, "Fine. I mean, good, I mean, so how are you... Oh, nothing. Nothing's up."
He might as well have spoken Greek to me.
He smirked and walked away. It was... well, words can't express the feeling of humiliation...
Then when I first dated my ex (who I met online) I asked him his most embarrassing moment. He said he didn't have one. (Kind of weird but whatever lol)
Then we went to the house of some strangers (long story as to why) and we're sitting there eating and they ask us how we met.
We hadn't yet decided what we were going to tell people, so my ex tentatively goes, "The.......store?"
LOL
I looked at him like he was crazy and I was like, "The store????"
And everyone got all awkward and finally he hangs his head like a sad little puppy and goes, "We met on the internet." LOL
When we left he was like, "Well, now I have a most embarrassing moment."
One that you kind of had to be there for....
When I was 10 I had this weird idea that I could date older guys. Like, that a 17 year old would want me. I don't know why I was so delusional lol.
So, there was this insanely amazing looking guy at my church and I got up the courage to talk to him. His whole family were just like, gorgeous, perfect looking people.
So I walked up to him and said HI! and I really hadn't thought much further than that...
He said, "Wassup?"
And I said, "Fine. I mean, good, I mean, so how are you... Oh, nothing. Nothing's up."
He might as well have spoken Greek to me.
He smirked and walked away. It was... well, words can't express the feeling of humiliation...
Then when I first dated my ex (who I met online) I asked him his most embarrassing moment. He said he didn't have one. (Kind of weird but whatever lol)
Then we went to the house of some strangers (long story as to why) and we're sitting there eating and they ask us how we met.
We hadn't yet decided what we were going to tell people, so my ex tentatively goes, "The.......store?"
LOL
I looked at him like he was crazy and I was like, "The store????"
And everyone got all awkward and finally he hangs his head like a sad little puppy and goes, "We met on the internet." LOL
When we left he was like, "Well, now I have a most embarrassing moment."