09-14-2017, 05:34 AM
Granted but you wont be able to do anything at all in your day.
I wish I had stronger self esteem.
I wish I had stronger self esteem.
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09-14-2017, 05:34 AM
Granted but you wont be able to do anything at all in your day.
I wish I had stronger self esteem.
09-23-2017, 05:06 AM
Granted. You're going to need it once your friends and family start to spend every waking moment trying to weaken it.
I wish I found my soulmate.
If good things lasted forever, would we appreciate how precious they are? -Bill Watterson
09-23-2017, 06:36 AM
Granted. You meet online, never in person, and don't speak the same language. You have awkward communications because everything you say between you must be translated.
I wish I had time to read more books.
My Stories:
Thinking Back (NSFW): http://mpregcentral.net/forums/showthread.php?tid=553 Subscribers (NSFW, Explicit, M/M): http://mpregcentral.net/forums/showthread.php?tid=627 Subscribers, Part II (NSFW, Explicit, M/M): http://mpregcentral.net/forums/showthread.php?tid=2071 Post Partum Pain and Pregnant: http://mpregcentral.net/forums/showthread.php?tid=3328 Adventures of an Amateur Stripper (NSFW, Explicit, M/M): http://mpregcentral.net/forums/showthread.php?tid=5920 Unexpectedly Pregnant (M/M): http://mpregcentral.net/forums/showthread.php?tid=13548
09-27-2017, 01:06 PM
(09-23-2017, 06:36 AM)SwollenBellyEnvy Wrote: Granted. You meet online, never in person, and don't speak the same language. You have awkward communications because everything you say between you must be translated. Granted, but they will all be coloring books. I wish that I had no beard or mustache.
09-27-2017, 06:01 PM
Granted, but you will also have no hair anywhere on your body for the rest of your life.
I wish I lost weight.
If good things lasted forever, would we appreciate how precious they are? -Bill Watterson
09-28-2017, 01:35 AM
09-28-2017, 01:42 AM
Granted, but you can fly two feet from the ground.
I wish I was camping right now.
09-28-2017, 04:04 AM
Granted, but it will be a month camping in the Antarctic.
I wish I could take a cruise.
If good things lasted forever, would we appreciate how precious they are? -Bill Watterson
10-23-2017, 11:34 AM
Granted, but it will be on the titanic 2.
I wish i could turn into a werewolf for the halloween costume contest at work.
10-25-2017, 07:28 AM
Granted, but you'll injure your boss, causing you to lose your hard-earned raise.
I wish I could teleport places!
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11-15-2017, 04:08 AM
Granted, but you're always teleported to the most awkward situations. Example: like when people are having sex, or in other peoples houses while they're watching porn... I'm sorry I have a super dirty mind. Lol
I wish my house would be finally clean and perfectly orderly again.
11-15-2017, 06:45 PM
Granted and voila! Your house is clean and organized. Your front and back yard and your car, on the other hand...
I wish I had the brand-new iPhone.
If good things lasted forever, would we appreciate how precious they are? -Bill Watterson
11-15-2017, 09:56 PM
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Your wish for a new iPhone is granted, but the battery won't hold a charge.
I wish I could write the next great American novel.
My Stories:
Thinking Back (NSFW): http://mpregcentral.net/forums/showthread.php?tid=553 Subscribers (NSFW, Explicit, M/M): http://mpregcentral.net/forums/showthread.php?tid=627 Subscribers, Part II (NSFW, Explicit, M/M): http://mpregcentral.net/forums/showthread.php?tid=2071 Post Partum Pain and Pregnant: http://mpregcentral.net/forums/showthread.php?tid=3328 Adventures of an Amateur Stripper (NSFW, Explicit, M/M): http://mpregcentral.net/forums/showthread.php?tid=5920 Unexpectedly Pregnant (M/M): http://mpregcentral.net/forums/showthread.php?tid=13548
11-16-2017, 02:05 AM
Granted, but you'll make no money off of it.
I wish I could get over my writers block.
If good things lasted forever, would we appreciate how precious they are? -Bill Watterson
11-16-2017, 02:08 AM
Granted, but you'll only for 24 hours in the month.
I wish i could get a pretty pregnant girlfriend (im single now sadly)
11-28-2017, 10:41 PM
Granted, but you wont be the daddy.
I wish that I could have a handsome pregnant boyfriend...lol
12-25-2017, 02:01 PM
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(11-28-2017, 10:41 PM)BlueLust Wrote: Granted, but you wont be the daddy. Granted, but you fight like cats and dogs for the entire pregnancy, and he's also never in the mood to have sex. I wish that a couple cute YouTubers that I watch would get pregnant and vlog about it.
12-30-2017, 02:15 PM
Granted, but all they will say is basically, "My back hurts and I've been craving weird shit." And they won't do anything else.
I wish that I'm wasn't so scared of doing even the tiniest things like diving into a pool.
12-30-2017, 06:41 PM
Granted, but you will become so courageous that your mind gets warped into trusting delusions of grandeur and you perish in a tragic climbing-Mt. Everest-without-oxygen-related incident.
I wish I could finally finish putting new flooring down so I had actual wood or carpet and not cement as flooring.
I'm not a bad driver. I just drive drive better at an altitude of 3,500 feet where I'm not surrounded by morons.
12-31-2017, 02:18 AM
Granted but a water leaker will ruin everything and force you to star from scratch.
I wish I could carry an alien offspring |
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