05-04-2020, 03:40 AM
Granted, but you can only draw with crayons.
I wish I looked like Val Kilmer in his prime.
I wish I looked like Val Kilmer in his prime.
Corrupt-a-Wish
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05-04-2020, 03:40 AM
Granted, but you can only draw with crayons.
I wish I looked like Val Kilmer in his prime.
05-04-2020, 02:42 PM
Granted. But only from the knees down
I wish I could see the English countryside
05-05-2020, 05:03 AM
Granted however it's during WW2.
I wish I could always be pregnant,
06-15-2020, 07:46 PM
Granted, so let's make you immortal, forever pregnant with 20 babies!
I wish I had super powers.
If good things lasted forever, would we appreciate how precious they are? -Bill Watterson
06-16-2020, 11:49 PM
Granted! I hope you enjoy the superpower of having the ability to make any glass full of water room tempurature!
I wish I had the ability to open any lock!
09-14-2020, 02:41 PM
Granted. However it takes 12 hours and is extremely loud.
I wish I had a bigger dick.
10-03-2020, 08:07 AM
(09-14-2020, 02:41 PM)chronic322 Wrote: Granted. However it takes 12 hours and is extremely loud. Granted, but it never gets hard. I wish I could read minds.
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No longer RP Active Going straight down to hell when I die.
10-03-2020, 09:13 AM
Granted, but you can't turn it off.
I wish I never had to worry about money again.
10-22-2020, 04:44 AM
Granted. You're dead. The dead have no need for money.
I wish I had a set of nice, lactating, tits.
10-25-2020, 04:52 PM
(10-22-2020, 04:44 AM)chronic322 Wrote: Granted. You're dead. The dead have no need for money. Granted; but they always have mastitis. It feels worse than it looks. I wish the men I was attracted to weren't always gay.
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No longer RP Active Going straight down to hell when I die.
01-01-2021, 01:57 AM
Granted. I'm sure you won't mind that the guys you'll be attracted to are fat, lazy drunks.
I wish I was a millionaire.
If good things lasted forever, would we appreciate how precious they are? -Bill Watterson
03-03-2021, 06:45 PM
Granted, but every dollar you spend goes right to your worst enemy.
I wish my S/O and I could be pregnant at the same time.
04-12-2021, 11:44 PM
Granted but you break up and have to raise a baby alone.
I wish I wasn't afraid of commitment.
04-13-2021, 11:38 PM
Granted. However you have to remain so every day for the rest of your life. Whether it’s physically or mentally. Every. Single. Day.
I wish I could get away with murder.
05-05-2021, 04:56 PM
Granted. But you have to flee the country.
I wish I can drive (with license and a car, instead my wife does).
Father of 3 children wanting to share the experience of pregnancy with my wife (I love her and her ability to bring life to the world).
05-05-2021, 10:27 PM
Well guess I should start learning more Spanish. And granted, but good luck getting pulled over every time by an officer who will slap excessive fines/punishments on you for the smallest things.
I wish I could visit hell and come back alive. Because demons can’t be all bad right?
09-18-2021, 02:35 AM
Granted. Would you still feel that way if you came back as one?
I wish I could fly.
If good things lasted forever, would we appreciate how precious they are? -Bill Watterson
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