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FweepFwopFwoop   09-28-2014, 04:23 AM
The three went back to the living room, where everyone sat in a circle, and drinks were served. Astien sat in an armchair with a couple of pillows behind his back. He and Delas were given juice, and everyone else had some sort of alcohol from Astien's reserve. "Alright, I'll start." I'Karis said. "I've never shared a sex toy with anyone."

Astien reluctantly took a drink.

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Eskal   09-28-2014, 04:33 AM
"What? Really?" Marius chuckled.
Cormac stared at his drink, now regretting his choice to join the game.
FweepFwopFwoop   09-28-2014, 04:38 AM
"It was one time!" Astien protested. "I was just so desperate. Believe it or not, I'm not exactly a sex magnet. I've gone years without, okay?" Astien blushed.

"Alright kid," I'Karis said to Cormac, "you're up."

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Eskal   09-28-2014, 04:53 AM
"Never have I ever...Taken anything from a dead body," Cormac said before taking a sip.
Marius shrugged and took a sip.
FweepFwopFwoop   09-28-2014, 05:00 AM
"That's not how the game works, kid." I'Karis said.

"I'll show you." Delas said. "I've never had sex with a dwarf."

"That's something that I've done, so now I take a drink." I'Karis said, and he took a drink. "Try again next time it's your turn." He turned to Marius. "You're up."

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Eskal   09-28-2014, 05:02 AM
"Hm... Never have I ever been fucked in a barn," Marius said.
FweepFwopFwoop   09-28-2014, 05:12 AM
Astien took a drink, as did I'Karis and Delas. Astien blushed, I'Karis just grinned, and Delas looked ashamed. "Well, I guess it's my turn." Aatien said. "Hmmm... Okay, I've got one. I've never had sex in a bathtub."

I'Karis proudly drank his scotch. "I bet that sort of thing's wild and crazy by your standards, eh Astien?" Aaa town simply blushed.

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Eskal   09-28-2014, 05:15 AM
Marius sipped his drink.
FweepFwopFwoop   09-28-2014, 05:20 AM
"What about you, Heceril? You got anything?" I'Karis laughed.

"I've never had sex with a corpse." Heceril simply said. I'Karis proudly took a drink, apparently not noticing, or rather not caring about, the faces of disgust that came from Astien and Delas.

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Eskal   09-28-2014, 05:25 AM
"Is that really sex though?" Marius asked. "That just sounds like a creepy, and disgusting, version of masturbation."
FweepFwopFwoop   09-28-2014, 05:32 AM
"If it's wrong, I don't wanna be right." I'Karis laughed. "Don't knock it til you've tried it! Anyway, my turn. I've never gone streaking before."

Delas took a drink. "Well, it wasn't so much streaking as much as it was I just didn't have any clothes. Another homeless guy stole them from me."

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Eskal   09-28-2014, 05:35 AM
Marius shrugged and took a swig.
FweepFwopFwoop   09-28-2014, 06:04 AM
"Damn, big guy!" I'Karis laughed.

"Shame I wasn't there." Astien chuckled.

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Eskal   09-28-2014, 02:01 PM
Marius chuckled. "It was a fun night."
FweepFwopFwoop   09-28-2014, 02:04 PM
"Your turn again, kid." The elf said to Cormac. "Remember, you wanna say something you HAVEN'T done."
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Eskal   09-28-2014, 02:05 PM
"I've never swam in the ocean," Cormac said.
Marius took a drink.
FweepFwopFwoop   09-28-2014, 02:08 PM
Astien, I'Karis, an Heceril all took a drink. "The ocean sounds nice. That's what I've always thought, anyway." Delas mused.

"Don't worry, you'll have a chance to swim in it soon." Astien said, smiling.

"My turn!" Delas chirped. "I've never had sex with an imp."
I'Karis took a drink.
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Eskal   09-28-2014, 02:11 PM
Marius chuckled. "Nope."
FweepFwopFwoop   09-28-2014, 02:14 PM
I'Karis took a drink. "You guys.... Your sex lives must be duller than a wooden sword. You're up, big guy." He said to Marius.

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Eskal   09-28-2014, 02:17 PM
"Never have I ever...Drunkenly serenaded an ex."
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