08-10-2014, 05:55 AM
"Ah, Marius! Uh, I don't really think so, you know I uh, ahem. That sort of look is best left for sexy, smooth people who know how to operate, you know?" He stepped out of the changing room. "I think this one's okay. Doesn't look as bad as the other one." He looked at himself in the mirror. "Though, it does make me look a bit chubby. What do you think?"
I'm just here for a laugh
