[Mental-Mouse]

"Gaaaah! Shoo! Away!There is no here but us manly men!" The boy remarked in a shaky act defiance. His body rigid with fear and peppered with goose bumps that did their very best to further destroy any, even the tiniest, shred of false bravado. The ropes that held him fast bit into his skin as he tried pulling away from the creature's touch. "Nnnngh. Shoo! Im not gonna be healthy for you. I life time of consuming junk and little activity has rendered me toxic for consumption! So...why don't you go fetch someone thing else. One of the Vegans perhaps!?" Surely such an apt negotiation would save the day! Or most likely not. He was doomed to be some kinda poorly crossed dressed snack food! "...Or you know...just let me go and I won't come back with a posse and end you. Totally a good deal."

(Tiger Demon sounds awesome. Might have a go at drawing it. If you got a physical description or just wanna see what comes outta my noggin)