[Redbane]

Vera rolled her eyes, "I always have spares imbecile," she said, "and crime is only a matter of perspective," she rubbed his belly a bit as it continued to grow, "So that was a second faun..." she rolled over an ultrasound machine and after dabbing some gel on, ran the wand over his bladder and abs. Lo and behold, Lyle was indeed carrying her warped experiments, and he could feel them squirming gently for now, "If you keep being a bother, You'll have to birth some the other way... and that isn't much fun I promise, and before you say, 'I'm a man, how the hell could I give birth anyway?' I'd just like to point out that this-" her free hand wandered dangerously close to his puckered rose, "-has a surprisingly giving nature,"