[mattpregnant]

That's cute haha. But I like this quote from the story:

Meanwhile Amanda is eager to see just how far Mike’s phantom pregnancy will go.
She said: “Our research suggests there is a chance he will experience contraction pains.
“I’d love to see that because I don’t think there’s a man in the world who truly understands how painful labour is''

That would be crazy if he could feel the contractions as well.