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Okay so I see a lot of people discussing birth simulation over here and how they do it, so this is just my way of doing things. Take note than I'm a trans man and therefore I've been using my vagina for birth simulations, so I don't know how well it would work anally.

So first of all I put on my simulated belly, but nothing on my bottom half yet. I have a travel-sized toiletries bottle, which has a string tied around it's neck, and I push that up into my vagina. If you walk around with it in for a while it should become more settled and slip in a bit deeper. 

Next, I get a condom and fully unroll it, and cut off the rim. I fill it halfway up with water, and lightly tie a knot in the end. I place it between my legs in my boxers, so the knot is under my vagina.

So with my boxers pulled up, waters and "baby" in place, I pull on some pyjama shorts and relax. I don't have anything to simulate contractions so I do some moaning and groaning. 

When I decide labor is going to progress, I take off my PJ shorts. I go to check my dilation and undo the knot in the condom, and whoosh! Waters broken.

Once my waters have broken I pull off my soaked underwear. I get into position for birthing, whatever that may be, and start pushing. As the bottle emerges I control it's speed but holding it, so I can push it without it moving. If I want to do multiples I'll push it back in after a "delivery"

Does anyone have any alternative suggestions?