[ejonesrock]

Emit was jostled by running into someone, but even more surprised by the person he ran into. At first Emit wasn't sure if this person was a man or a woman. The face was fairly androgynous, but handsome, and there was a huge rack underneath a large shirt. However, as the person turned away Emit couldn't help noticing the huge package that was somehow miraculously contained in some pants.

"Sorry..." Emit said, his voice trailing off, as he watched speechless as this man ran away, his huge butt giggling from side to side as he ran away.