[Please Stand By]

For me, "shoes" means "clothes." I am a very tall woman, meaning I have remarkably large feet. I am constantly shopping for shoes that will fit me and also have high heels because they make me look like a giant ogre who can pick up and devour people. I may have the largest known collection of size eleven ankle-strap four-inch wedge heels ever. (Like, four pairs?)

More seriously, though, I would prefer buying music over shoes. Music lasts forever; shoes wear out.