Mpreg Central

Granted but you wont be able to do anything at all in your day.

I wish I had stronger self esteem.

Granted. You're going to need it once your friends and family start to spend every waking moment trying to weaken it.

I wish I found my soulmate.

Granted. You meet online, never in person, and don't speak the same language. You have awkward communications because everything you say between you must be translated.

I wish I had time to read more books.

(09-23-2017, 06:36 AM)SwollenBellyEnvy Wrote: [ -> ]Granted. You meet online, never in person, and don't speak the same language.  You have awkward communications because everything you say between you must be translated.

I wish I had time to read more books.

Granted, but they will all be coloring books.

I wish that I had no beard or mustache. 

Granted, but you will also have no hair anywhere on your body for the rest of your life.

I wish I lost weight.

(09-27-2017, 06:01 PM)Bluegirl285 Wrote: [ -> ]Granted, but you will also have no hair anywhere on your body for the rest of your life.

I wish I lost weight.

Granted, but once a month you will gain 300lb for 48 hours

I wish i could fly.

Granted, but you can fly two feet from the ground.

I wish I was camping right now.

Granted, but it will be a month camping in the Antarctic.

I wish I could take a cruise.

Granted, but it will be on the titanic 2.

I wish i could turn into a werewolf for the halloween costume contest at work.

Granted, but you'll injure your boss, causing you to lose your hard-earned raise.

I wish I could teleport places!

Granted, but you're always teleported to the most awkward situations. Example: like when people are having sex, or in other peoples houses while they're watching porn... I'm sorry I have a super dirty mind. Lol

I wish my house would be finally clean and perfectly orderly again.

Granted and voila! Your house is clean and organized. Your front and back yard and your car, on the other hand...


I wish I had the brand-new iPhone.

Your wish for a new iPhone is granted, but the battery won't hold a charge.

I wish I could write the next great American novel.

Granted, but you'll make no money off of it.


I wish I could get over my writers block.

Granted, but you'll only for 24 hours in the month.

I wish i could get a pretty pregnant girlfriend (im single now sadly)

Granted, but you wont be the daddy.

I wish that I could have a handsome pregnant boyfriend...lol

(11-28-2017, 10:41 PM)BlueLust Wrote: [ -> ]Granted, but you wont be the daddy.

I wish that I could have a handsome pregnant boyfriend...lol

Granted, but you fight like cats and dogs for the entire pregnancy, and he's also never in the mood to have sex. 

I wish that a couple cute YouTubers that I watch would get pregnant and vlog about it.

Granted, but all they will say is basically, "My back hurts and I've been craving weird shit." And they won't do anything else.

I wish that I'm wasn't so scared of doing even the tiniest things like diving into a pool.

Granted, but you will become so courageous that your mind gets warped into trusting delusions of grandeur and you perish in a tragic climbing-Mt. Everest-without-oxygen-related incident.

I wish I could finally finish putting new flooring down so I had actual wood or carpet and not cement as flooring.

Granted but a water leaker will ruin everything and force you to star from scratch.

I wish I could carry an alien offspring