Granted, but how familiar are you with xenomorphs and chestbursters?
I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow.
Granted. But everyone who works tomorrow is paid a huge - yes, huge - bonus for 2017. Those not working forfeit the bonus.
I wish someone would fix my flat tire.
PS. Happy New Year!!!
Granted, but it will be me fixing it. And I'm a huge proponent of ductape.
I wish I was way better at guitar than I actually am.
Granted but that will be the only thing you're good at.
I wish I wasn't stupid and actually bothered to do all my homework.
(01-04-2018, 12:33 PM)MysticalC Wrote: [ -> ]I wish I wasn't stupid and actually bothered to do all my homework.
Granted, but you have a horrible habit of losing your completed homework and never handing it in on time.
Since Colton Haynes has shown interest in mpreg before, I wish he would wake up one morning eight months pregnant.
Granted, but in 24 hours, he'll go back to being not pregnant again.
I wish I could go back to Spain for vacation.
Granted, but your flight will be delayed and rerouted. Total time in Spain will be 47 minutes which you will spend waiting for your return flight.
I wish I could meet the Obama's.
Granted, but you will be late to meeting them. 3 hours late. They will be nice to you, because they're the Obama's after all, but they'll tweet about how they thought you were rude.
I wish that I had two kittens.
(11-19-2018, 08:56 AM)BlueLust Wrote: [ -> ]Granted, but you will feel great on these probiotics for ibs and be late to meeting them. 3 hours late. They will be nice to you, because they're the Obama's after all, but they'll tweet about how they thought you were rude.
I wish that I had two kittens.
Granted, but you already have a pet anaconda and I'm not sure that's a good combo. We'll have to wait and see, I suppose.
I wish tomorrow will be a sunny day.
Granted, but it will be the last sunny day in a whole year.
I wish i could shape shift.
Granted, but you only can shapeshift into two different forms. A fish bowl or an avocado.
Oddly random...
I wish I could be an opera singer.
Granted: You are now Florence Foster Jenkins (Google her)
I wish my job didn't suck.
Granted, but you get fired tomorrow
I wish men could get pregnant too
Granted but it would be spontaneous. At any moment you would sprout a pregnant belly.
I wish I could shapeshift
(That's amazing!)
Granted, but never into the thing you want.
I wish you could go into any story
Granted you have a 50/50 chance to end up in Tommy wiseau the room.
I wish I could fly.
Granted but sometimes you fall out of the sky
I wish I could control pregnancy
Granted but everyone you touch becomes pregnant.
I wish I could surrogate.
Granted, but since you didn't wish to be a surrogate of human babies...
I wish I was a best-selling author.
Granted but you sell your books for free.
I Wish I can improve at drawing