12-25-2014, 09:16 PM
Christmas Day 2014. For years, humanity has been going down the crapper, or at least that's what my lord says. I'm an angel of God, creator of this Earth, and he's not the only God so to speak. Each planet has it's own creator and overseer, and this planet is ruled by a God like any other.
For years, people have been buying into that this Jesus fellow was the messiah/son of God, when he was not. Still, God thought now was a good time to really carry his child, and he's assigned me to find someone. He told me to go to this city and find someone he found worthy, apparently I'll know who he's talking about by giving me his "eyes" but really is a pair of glasses that gives me the ability to see what he sees. He also gave me the power to make anyone pregnant, though I wonder why he wants me to impregnate somebody on pregnant on Christmas instead of 9 months before, but whatever.
It's pretty cold, and I've been walking everywhere to find this person. I decide to go into a bar and order some drinks, and to the corner of my eye I see a guy with extended belly and light emitting from him. "What the fu-" I take of my glasses to see the guy again and he did not have the extra features. "Glasses on" light show, "glasses off" nada, "Glasses on," pregnant belly" glasses off, "normal dude." So god wants me to impregnate a guy... okay then. Guess I'll go for it. I walk to the man sitting alone and say
"Hello there, what are you doing on this fine Christmas?"
For years, people have been buying into that this Jesus fellow was the messiah/son of God, when he was not. Still, God thought now was a good time to really carry his child, and he's assigned me to find someone. He told me to go to this city and find someone he found worthy, apparently I'll know who he's talking about by giving me his "eyes" but really is a pair of glasses that gives me the ability to see what he sees. He also gave me the power to make anyone pregnant, though I wonder why he wants me to impregnate somebody on pregnant on Christmas instead of 9 months before, but whatever.
It's pretty cold, and I've been walking everywhere to find this person. I decide to go into a bar and order some drinks, and to the corner of my eye I see a guy with extended belly and light emitting from him. "What the fu-" I take of my glasses to see the guy again and he did not have the extra features. "Glasses on" light show, "glasses off" nada, "Glasses on," pregnant belly" glasses off, "normal dude." So god wants me to impregnate a guy... okay then. Guess I'll go for it. I walk to the man sitting alone and say
"Hello there, what are you doing on this fine Christmas?"