12-26-2014, 12:01 AM
"I want to give you," I thought to myself, what they heck should I say? I'd never tried to get someone pregnant before, much less a drunk man on Christmas day. Plus as a woman, was that even possible? Oh yeah, god powers, now anything is possible. But I breathed in and said "I want to give you a very Merry Christmas," I said that as sexual as possible, hoping that this man will be swooned by by sexy way of saying Merry and Christmas. I'll be amazed it if works.