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"By human rules, maybe." Trian mumbled, and he finally finished off his line of drinks. He exited the kitchen and flopped onto the couch. He closed his eyes and began thinking of the club. It had seemed no different from any of the clubs he'd been to, save the lack of racial diversity, and the music. He began thinking of how he'd have liked to stay and dance longer. How nice that would have been. When he had been dancing he had noticed quite a few humans eyeing him. He could tell they were undressing him with his eyes. They weren't terrible looking, either. Trian smiled a little as he thought of how there were always attractive people at clubs.

Growing curious at the thought of humans and undressing, Trian took his device and stumbled up the stairs and into the bathroom. He sat on the toilet and connected his device to the human internet, and began browsing pictures of naked humans.