Any belly bloat experts?

[Dadmom]

I've been thinking about doing a food bloat this weekend, and I am not experienced in this. I've eaten too much, and whatforth, but figured I'd give a real belly bloat the old college try. Anyone got any good experience/techniques for getting a good, lasting bloat with food? I'd like to eat foods that will great bass bubbles as it makes it feel like I have a baby moving around inside me, and I like that feeling particularly :D thanks for any pointers!

PS, sorry to anyone who has been trying to contact me on kik. My phone broke and now I just have a flip phone until I can afford a new smart device.