01-22-2014, 11:08 AM
(This post was last modified: 01-22-2014, 11:09 AM by missingyou421.)
Name: Josh
Age:29
Rank: Private
Pregnant: Yes
How many eggs: 4
How many batches: 3
My time is coming again I can feel it. These fucking eggs will be coming soon and there is nothing I can do to stop it. I tried last time. Refused to push the humongous eggs out of my ass but I lost that fight. They come even if you don't push. Its part of the formula. A simple solution right? Wrong. It take 10 times as long and leaves you in worse shape. That was the day I accepted my fate. I will live the rest of my life here pushing eggs out of my ass once a month until I die. As if on cue I hear a pop and feel a gush as my water breaks. 'Here we go again.' I think as my hand falls to my huge orb of a stomach and the first contraction hits "AAHHHH"
Age:29
Rank: Private
Pregnant: Yes
How many eggs: 4
How many batches: 3
My time is coming again I can feel it. These fucking eggs will be coming soon and there is nothing I can do to stop it. I tried last time. Refused to push the humongous eggs out of my ass but I lost that fight. They come even if you don't push. Its part of the formula. A simple solution right? Wrong. It take 10 times as long and leaves you in worse shape. That was the day I accepted my fate. I will live the rest of my life here pushing eggs out of my ass once a month until I die. As if on cue I hear a pop and feel a gush as my water breaks. 'Here we go again.' I think as my hand falls to my huge orb of a stomach and the first contraction hits "AAHHHH"