So, meta time. I posted my first pregnancy simulation pictures here: http://mpregcentral.net/forums/showthread.php?tid=7106
The belly is a teddy bear I got for Christmas at the age of 13, the boobs just rolled-up long-sleeved t-shirts. I had to separate them from each other through my t-shirt because they were squashing on top of one another; I added the zipper hoodie to give them an extra layer to hide under.
I have four questions:
The belly is a teddy bear I got for Christmas at the age of 13, the boobs just rolled-up long-sleeved t-shirts. I had to separate them from each other through my t-shirt because they were squashing on top of one another; I added the zipper hoodie to give them an extra layer to hide under.
I have four questions:
- The belly's a little off-shape at the sides around the top. Any idea how I could fill it out?
- The breasts aren't very good at staying in shape, obviously. Anyone have ideas for breasts that remain hemispherical (well, you know what I mean) which aren't too technical?
- Moreover, I sometimes feel like the breasts are unnecessary for a male pregnancy. I mean, I get the idea of lactation being all part of the process, but sometimes it seems like they're kind of, you know, tacked-on. I know most portrayals of mpreg in the media that I know about don't feature male breasts. If I manage to get the materials necessary to pretend to be a pregnant woman, I'll make use of them but is it necessary for mpreg or redundant verisimilitude?
- Speaking of, how could I go about a) obtaining maternity clothing, and b) keeping it as much of a secret as possible? I could order online, but that risks the goods not fitting me on arrival. Buying/trying them on in public allows me to avoid that, but also carries the heavy risk associated with being a man (and an obvious one, too) trying on women's clothes in a public place, where a whole host of people could see me; either way, the no-sexual-nonsense attidude to all things with nudity involved prevalent in my house means I'll have some explaining to do if anyone finds out, and I don't think either of my parents is going to like what they hear in that scenario. Any suggestions?
