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The Star-Man's Womb

Once home, Trian decided to try out some different drink ideas. He started mixing various things together to fit various recipes.

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Kiba had his head on Jeremy's lap while the human rubbed his ears.
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Trian set up a line of drinks he had made, and tried them all, pitching the ones he didn't like, and finishing the ones he did.

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"Find anything you like?" Jeremy asked.
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Trian nodded. "There's this one, it's called aaa... Co-kee-toe? It's named after a frog or something? It's rum, cinnamon, 's good." Trian somewhat slurred his words, clearly becoming progressively drunk, but he kept on drinking, perhaps simply trying to take his mind off things.

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"Sounds like you're having fun," Jeremy chuckled.
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"Yep, just standing here. Gonna regret it tomorrow, maybe, but... I mean fuck it." Trian rambled, finishing his other drinks.

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"Just drink plenty of water, you should be fine," Jeremy said.
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"By human rules, maybe." Trian mumbled, and he finally finished off his line of drinks. He exited the kitchen and flopped onto the couch. He closed his eyes and began thinking of the club. It had seemed no different from any of the clubs he'd been to, save the lack of racial diversity, and the music. He began thinking of how he'd have liked to stay and dance longer. How nice that would have been. When he had been dancing he had noticed quite a few humans eyeing him. He could tell they were undressing him with his eyes. They weren't terrible looking, either. Trian smiled a little as he thought of how there were always attractive people at clubs.

Growing curious at the thought of humans and undressing, Trian took his device and stumbled up the stairs and into the bathroom. He sat on the toilet and connected his device to the human internet, and began browsing pictures of naked humans.

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Jeremy stroked Kiba's head. "I'll be alright, Keebs."
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The pictures Trian looked at quickly went from educational, to racy, to all-out porn. Eventually, he decided "Fuck it." and decided he needed a good masturbation session. Believing the door was locked, he stripped out of his clothes and laid in the bathtub.

An interesting thing to note is that the sexual reproductive systems of the ditherian are attached to the opposite genders of what we think of. Men have the vaginas, ovaries, and uteri, and even though the women possess the breasts, they have the penises, and testicles. So as Trian lay in the tub, he spread his legs apart and began playing with his clitoris. He kicked on the shower head to moisten himself up, but couldn't quite turn it off as easily. Again, he decided "Fuck it." And left the shower on. He brought his left hand down and inserted two fingers into this vagina as his other hand focused on his clitoris. With the porn still playing on his device, his breath grew quicker, and he closed his eyes and began to quietly moan.

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Kiba's ears perked up as he heard the water in the bathroom running. Jeremy got up. "I hear it too." He went to the bathroom and opened the door. "Ah!" He gasped as his mouth fell open. He just stood there frozen for a few short moments.
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For a moment, Trian couldn't hear Jeremy over the running water and the sound of the porn video playing. He opened his eyes for one second, and they shot wide open when he saw Jeremy. He looked at the human, but didn't actually seem too embarrassed. "What?" He asked.

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"So....You...Um...Have fun," Jeremy said as he backed out of the room and closed the door behind him.
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Trian shrugged, unconcerned and still inebriated, and continued his masturbation. He managed to find his pace again, and began moaning once more.

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Jeremy went to his room where Kiba jumped up onto the bed and licked Jeremy's face.
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Trian's moans grew louder, until he finally reached orgasm. He lay in the shower, panting, and when he was done cooling down, he turned off the shower, the porn, and stepped out of the tub. He haphazardly dried himself off, picked up his clothes and his device, and went downstairs. He pulled out the bed, wrapped himself up in the blankets provided for him, and quickly fell asleep

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Jeremy managed to fall asleep.
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The next morning, Trian was still fast asleep, splayed over the bed, the blankets everywhere, and half of his body completely uncovered by them. Unfortunately, his vagina was uncovered and clearly visible.

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Jeremy tried his best to avoid looking at it while he made his way to the kitchen to start on breakfast.
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