The Star-Man's Womb

"I hope it is." The alien said. He started eating his food while looking at his omnicaster. "Hey, Jeremy, give me your caster for a second."

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Jeremy pulled the caster out of his pocket. "What do you need it for?"
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"A little beep bop boop, aaaaand done." Trian handed the device back to Jeremy. "'The interspecies couple's guide to ditherian pregnancies.' I set it to read as an audiobook, but you can change that from your library menu."

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Jeremy nodded. "I'll start listening to that right away."
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"I figured you'd need it more than I would." Trian smiled.

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"Very true."
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Once he was done eating, Trian collected the dishes and began washing them.

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"I'll do the dishes," Jeremy said. "You rest your feet."
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"You sure?" Trian asked, placing a hand on his back and one on his belly, stretching.

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"Of course. You made dinner after all."
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"Yeah, but you do everything else. I'm always just laying around."

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"You're pregnant with twins, Trian."
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"All of my people are. Your point?" Trian asked, patting his belly.

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"I'm just trying to help," Jeremy said.
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"I know. I just don't want to feel like a useless lump."

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"You're not useless."
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"Well, I definitely feel like it." Trian sighed, and he walked out of the room. The sound of the stairs creaking under the alien's weight could be heard from the kitchen.

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Kiba followed Trian up the stairs. JEremy joined them once he finished the dishes.
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Trian was rubbing Kiba's belly. "Who's a good boy?! Whooooo's a good booy?!"

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Kiba wagged his tail and barked happily.
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