01-22-2014, 10:00 PM
Josh's contractions start up again a few minutes after the third egg was out. He starts pushing instantly but suddenly realizes that this egg was much bigger than the rest. "SHIT! HOW AM I GOING TO GET THIS EGG OUT OF MY ASS?!" He pushes again trying everything between arching his back and holding his legs but nothing got the egg to move. Finally he pulls himself up on the bed and gets in a low squat and curls around his belly pushing with all his might "NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK" He finally feels the egg start moving down his birth canal, slowly crowning. "ITS TEARING ME APART" He bares down again pushing harder than ever. Not worrying about tearing. He just wanted to get this humongous egg out. He finally gets the egg out to the widest part and stops, trying to catch his breath. He looks down to see the massive thing he is giving birth to. It is at least double the size of the biggest egg he has ever given birth to,(the size of an ostrich egg) "How am I going to do this without it killing me?" He asks himself as another contraction nearly paralyzes him. He grabs both bars and spreads his legs as far as they can go and bares down harder than ever before. Unfortunately The egg doesn't budge. Josh knows he needs to get this thing out as soon as possible so he lowers himself down to an almost sitting position, leaning against the back of the bed. He props his legs up on the bars on either side of the bed and starts pushing, reaching down and grabbing the egg, pulling as he pushes screaming at the top of his lungs. With one last huge push and tug, the egg pops out and he throws it down in the basket, collapsing on the best panting and fighting to catch his breath