11-16-2015, 06:15 AM
Trian burst into tears. "I checked the date on the condom box. They expired in Earth year 2014." Trian cried. "I don't know what to do! I thought about having an abortion, but I didn't know if that was what I wanted, and I thought that m-maybe you would be against that. I'm so sorry! I-I just don't know what to do! A-and I don't want you yo stay with me just because I'm pregnant andn you feel like you have to!"
I'm just here for a laugh