The Star-Man's Womb

[FweepFwopFwoop]

Trian observed as contestants of the show lined up to demonstrate their cooking. "I like that guy there." Trian said, pointing to one of the contestants. "The guy from New York."

[Eskal]

"Yeah. He seems really good."

[FweepFwopFwoop]

"He seems really nice and approachable, too. Relatable."

(Probably a weird site for this, but fuck it. Shout out to my cousin Dom Tesoriero, who was on season 11 of Food Network Star, and won that season's Star Salvation! I'm super proud of you, man. If you're ever in New York City, do yourself a favor and track down his mac truck. Follow him on Twitter @mactruckny or @chefdomtes)

[Eskal]

Jeremy nodded.

[FweepFwopFwoop]

Trian watched as the events of the show unfolded. "Oh, this is bullshit, he totally should have won!" Trian shouted, tossing a pillow at the TV. "Bullshit of the highest caliber..." He mumbled.

[Eskal]

Jeremy chuckled. "You're so cute."

[FweepFwopFwoop]

"What? What'd I do?"

[Eskal]

"Just how passionate you are about the cooking show. It's cute."

[FweepFwopFwoop]

"It's BULLSHIT, though! Grade A fertilizer, in fact!"

[Eskal]

Jeremy chuckled.

[FweepFwopFwoop]

"Oh, I'll give you something to laugh about!" Troan said, and he started tickling Jeremy.

[Eskal]

Jeremy started laughing. "Hey!"

[FweepFwopFwoop]

"Yeah, now you've got something to laugh about! Laugh it up!"

[Eskal]

Jeremy's laughter turned into gasps for air. "Stop..."

[FweepFwopFwoop]

Trian slowed his tickling to a stop. "Well, you deserved it." Trian said, and he stuck out his tongue.

[Eskal]

Jeremy caught his breath. "Right...I'm sure I did."

[FweepFwopFwoop]

"Of course you did." Trian said, and he stuck his tongue out.

[Eskal]

Jeremy kissed Trian's cheek.

[FweepFwopFwoop]

Trian changed the channel, and eventually stumbled across a comedy special.

[Eskal]

Jeremy cleaned up the orange peels.