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"So, guess what?" Treyza said. "Big brother Astromo's pregnant! Whoooo."
Trian's eyebrows raised and his mouth hung open. "Holy shit. How far along is he?" 
"Not very. Like a month."
"Heh. Imagine his surprise when I come home and he sees his little brother beat him to it." Trian laughed.
"I know, I wanna see that too!" Treyza laughed.

[Eskal]

Jeremy chuckled.

[FweepFwopFwoop]

"Yeah. Anyway, everyone misses you. Mom and dad are worried about you, as are the rest of us, and we're all wondering when you'll come home." Treyza said.
"I miss you all too." Trian said. "I'll call you next week." Trian hung up and sat back on the bed. "Oh man, I just know that my brother's going to be asking all kinds of questions once I get home."

[Eskal]

Jeremy sat beside him. "Well, I would too if I were in his shoes."

[FweepFwopFwoop]

"Fair enough. I'm a little jealous, though." Trian placed a hand on his belly. "Their pregnancy was planned."

[Eskal]

"Well...Life happens I guess."

[FweepFwopFwoop]

Trian sighed. "No, I just got careless. I... I don't know if... I-I mean..."

[Eskal]

"Hey the drug store were the ones who left expired condoms on the shelf."

[FweepFwopFwoop]

"Yeah, but I should have checked it. I didn't, and now..." Trian put a hand on his belly, feeling the kicking from inside.

[Eskal]

"Live and learn," Jeremy said.

[FweepFwopFwoop]

"Live and learn is forgetting to turn off the stove and accidentally burning yourself. This, this isn't...." Trian's eyes began to water.

[Eskal]

"Hey, hey. None of that."

[FweepFwopFwoop]

"What else am I supposed to feel?" Trian sobbed.

[Eskal]

"happy? I don't know..."

[FweepFwopFwoop]

Trian rested his head on Jeremy's shoulder, crying.

[Eskal]

Jeremy stroked his hair.

[FweepFwopFwoop]

"I don't know if I can be a mother." Trian sniffled.

[Eskal]

"Hey, you're more qualified than I am to be a father."

[FweepFwopFwoop]

"How? How am I possibly more qualified?"

[Eskal]

"Well you have a good foundation. You know how to cook so they wont starve."