12-16-2021, 12:11 PM
My massive bump (see avatar) means I can't even fit inside the car door let alone behind the wheel.
I've found a batch of $6 throw blankets at a supermarket. I have silicone breast forms and a bra that fits, so I put on my boobs and a singleton belly and went to Brisbane (about an hour away) in the car and spent an hour or so inside Chirmside Shopping Centre. To muddy the waters I wore all male clothes so I could've been meerly fat.
Except for someone wearing a Pride Pin, they asked. I'm walking a fantasy and I lied, I told them I was a trans man (I'm not) having a baby a la Thomas Beattie. They replied "cool".
Not wanting to risk them returning with friends, and feeling maybe I shouldn't have lied, so I drive home.
I've found a batch of $6 throw blankets at a supermarket. I have silicone breast forms and a bra that fits, so I put on my boobs and a singleton belly and went to Brisbane (about an hour away) in the car and spent an hour or so inside Chirmside Shopping Centre. To muddy the waters I wore all male clothes so I could've been meerly fat.
Except for someone wearing a Pride Pin, they asked. I'm walking a fantasy and I lied, I told them I was a trans man (I'm not) having a baby a la Thomas Beattie. They replied "cool".
Not wanting to risk them returning with friends, and feeling maybe I shouldn't have lied, so I drive home.