01-17-2017, 06:43 AM
Eridan thought for a moment. "I... I think so..." Eridan shook his head. "Never mind that, though. We have more important things to worry about. And it's good to be analytical, you know. The more questions you ask, the more you learn." Eridan picked up one of the statuettes, tracing its shape. He brought it to Jolthic. "Look at this. I think this is made of gold. Certainly has the weight of it. I can't tell if this is a statue of a man or a woman; the figure looks so androgynous. But look at the belly on it." Eridan ran his fingers over the large belly on the statuette. "Yes, I would definitely say it's related to a... a... fertility... a fertile..." Eridan stumbled backwards before catching himself. "Gah... What was I saying?"
I'm just here for a laugh