09-04-2018, 09:16 PM
Kris rubbed his stomach and made a face "Sick of being pregnant... Now that's an understatement... I was tired of it after the second one... But someone seems to think its an extremely attractive look on me." Kris said sarcastically, rolling his eyes toward his husband and sticking his tongue out at him.
Kris wrapped an arm around his chest and munched on a pita chip quietly as he thought about that "I know for a fact she was conceived that night... I remember how many times we..." Kris paused, upon seeing Silas' face go from hot red to pale white in a flash of seconds "You know, it's not important." Kris waved it off with the chip in his hand.
Kris then glared at his husband upon hearing the awful thing he had said toward Sidney, he slapped his husband in the back of the head "You idiot! Sidney here is not fat, he is fabulously round and carrying not one, but two children... And have you seen the size of the man who put them babies there?" Kris said sympathetically, setting his hand on the well rounded curve of Sidney's stomach "Those babies will be perfect, no matter what that idiot over there says." Kris remarked, glancing at his husband with an evil glare.
Kris wrapped an arm around his chest and munched on a pita chip quietly as he thought about that "I know for a fact she was conceived that night... I remember how many times we..." Kris paused, upon seeing Silas' face go from hot red to pale white in a flash of seconds "You know, it's not important." Kris waved it off with the chip in his hand.
Kris then glared at his husband upon hearing the awful thing he had said toward Sidney, he slapped his husband in the back of the head "You idiot! Sidney here is not fat, he is fabulously round and carrying not one, but two children... And have you seen the size of the man who put them babies there?" Kris said sympathetically, setting his hand on the well rounded curve of Sidney's stomach "Those babies will be perfect, no matter what that idiot over there says." Kris remarked, glancing at his husband with an evil glare.
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