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How to get a Realistic birth!
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How to get a Realistic birth!

   

Prepare props in advance:
1. Fake duck eggs (solid wooden duck egg model: maximum diameter 4.5cm) 2~5 pieces
2. One injection catheter
3. A roll of plastic wrap
4. One 5ml syringe
5. Vaseline or (Durex Oil Lubricant)
6. Glycerin balls

   
   
   

Step 1. Tear off a long piece of plastic wrap to completely cover the fake duck eggs to be stuffed.  Twist the plastic wrap into a rope to use as a drawstring.
   

Step 2. Apply lubricant to the injection catheter, and then be sure to plug the injection catheter first. The reason is that if an object as large as a fake duck egg is plugged first, the injection catheter cannot be inserted deeper because of its soft texture, and the enema liquid(Glycerin balls) is also  It will not be able to flow deeper, it will be less effective (the intestines will not contract), and there will be no bowel movement.

Step 3. Apply a thin layer of Vaseline to the "Fake Duck Egg String Beads" made with plastic wrap, and then apply a large amount of Durex oil-based lubricant on the second layer to avoid the duck egg string staying in the body for a long time when only relying on water-based lubricant.  dried up too long.

Step 4. Insert the "Fake Duck Egg Beads" coated with Vaseline and Durex oily lubricant into the body in sequence, and leave a small rope-shaped plastic wrap outside the body.

Step 5. Finally, fill the injection syringe with a capacity of 5 ml with the enema liquid(Glycerin balls) commercially available in the pharmacy, and inject the enema liquid(Glycerin balls) from the injection catheter left in the body.

Step 6. “Labor pain and uterine contraction simulation”: The effect of filling the body with fake duck eggs and adding the enema liquid(Glycerin balls) makes the intestines contract strongly, and at the same time, it will extremely stimulate the prostate gland, and sometimes prostatic fluid will be ejected when the eggs are laid.

Step 7. I really feel ashamed to lie on my own delivery table. Work hard to hold back the five eggs that are about to come out, plus the auxiliary effect of the enema liquid(Glycerin balls)! Although it takes a lot of effort to endure, the diameter of duck eggs is 4.5cm, and it is not so easy to be born.

   

Note 1. The number of duck eggs depends on the individual. For those who have not undergone expansion training, it is best to put two eggs at a time...

Note 2. Enhanced version of gameplay: You can prepare all the above steps first, and pre-install the enema liquid(Glycerin balls) in the syringe connected to the top of the injection catheter, roll up the injection catheter and the syringe, and store them in the pockets on both sides of the trousers.  Then go out for a walk, on the street, you can secretly depress the syringe to inject the enema liquid(Glycerin balls), and you will immediately want to clamp your legs and make it difficult for you to walk.

Note 3. Plug in the mini bluetooth speaker and play the sound effect of fetal heart beat through the mobile phone, which can also simulate the realistic fetal heart beat.
   

Summarize:
This way is much better than an inflatable butt plug. The tail end of the inflatable butt plug cannot be completely submerged into the anus, so it is exposed outside the body, which makes it super unrealistic, and the inflatable butt plug will easily slip out. The most important thing is that you can't sit properly when outside.
   
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Photos updated!
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Can we see your delivery table?
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(02-11-2022, 08:05 PM)trmbnlvr Wrote:  Can we see your delivery table?

           
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About how long does the sensation last before you are delivering the eggs. Is there enough time to get home for the delivery or is this a quick labor and delivery? Also have you considered having the tens machine to add to the abdominal contractions and labor pains?

drop a line anytime you have questions or drop by for a belly rub.
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