09-20-2015, 05:03 PM
"So, these three tubes that glow each have a different spirit in them. What each one specifically have I don't know, but I do know that one was a murderer who liked show tunes, one was a convict who had a passion for dancing, and the other one has a executioner from the medieval times who liked to cut peoples hair. Now don't worry, just because these sound like horrible people doesn't mean that they'll become this when they grow up, they'll regain their quirks, but they won't totally become the people they once were, unless you raise them as such, so good luck on that!" I randomly grab one of the tubes, not caring which one it was, and I place it in your belly button. "Say hello to your child while I get the needles!"