[missingyou421]

Duke sits in his chair in the living room and doesn't move for hours. He is afraid of what is happening to him, afraid of what is growing inside of him. And It was growing. He was even bigger then when he woke up. The sun had started to set and he could see it from his window. He stared at it wishing that it would somehow make this all go away. As the last bit of daylight fade Duke felt a small twinge that started in his back and went all the way around his stomach. "what was that?" he asked himself rubbing his stomach. Stupid question. He was pretty sure he knew exactly what it was. Labor. He was going into labor. "No. No this isn't happening. I am a man. Men don't get pregnant. They cant! It is physically impossible!" Just as he finishes the thought another pain shoots across his belly making him yelp in pain. A few minutes later it happened again, this time a gush of water came out of his anus. And that's when it really hit him. "I am a man and I am in labor. I am going to give birth. Wait. How am I going to give birth? I don't have the right parts!" He was going insane trying to figure it out when he remembered "My water broke. It came out my ass. I a going to give birth out my ass!"