[MaleFemalePregnancyLover]

As you make my enormous breakfast, I make my way into the bathroom to pee. " I can't believe how often I have to do this now." I look down at the scale and decide not to step on it. " oh I just have to see if I gained more." I tentatively put my big toe on the scale, then lightly step on it. The dial whips around... "I know its not going to say 165 like it used to before I got preggers...but I hope I didn't pack on too many pounds the past couple weeks...". The dial stops and my eyes widen. "Oh shit. 208 pounds!" Just then you walk in to tell me the food is ready as I'm still standing on the scale.

babe come eat before it gets cold ....babe?