10-09-2015, 07:14 PM
(Yeah..i will rp dad...and no..that's not me)
*knock knock*
Dad(from inside): coming!
Me: hey dad...what has happened! what's taking so ling in opening the door?
Dad(from inside): these old bones aren't just used to getting pregnant any more...i was young when i carried you and your brothers...this time i didn't mean to get pregnant you know...it was an accidental condom leakage....anyway, why were you knocking?
*opens the door*
Me: Dad...meet my new friend Sam! He is my best friend dad!
*knock knock*
Dad(from inside): coming!
Me: hey dad...what has happened! what's taking so ling in opening the door?
Dad(from inside): these old bones aren't just used to getting pregnant any more...i was young when i carried you and your brothers...this time i didn't mean to get pregnant you know...it was an accidental condom leakage....anyway, why were you knocking?
*opens the door*
Me: Dad...meet my new friend Sam! He is my best friend dad!
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I love middle aged men who are pregnant!!
If you are of the same wavelength, you can always drop me a PM..i respond to them ;) ;) ;)
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