[PregnantLad]

Jospeh: "yeah...definitely..."
[enter Dad, bare-bodied, bulged out belly]
Joseph: "Hi dad, how are you?"
Dad: "Hey son, i am fine honey! just perfect! how are your final days?"
Eugene: "Dad, how are you feeling now that you have housed another baby brother for me for the past 7 months??"
Dad: "I feel excellent honey! Though this was an unplanned one, still i'm loving it!!"
Jospeh: "How could you dad?? it's so painful! i mean, how the hell did you produce so many brothers for me??? weren't it painful at all?? i feel like dying..."
Dad: Chill my eldest son! Chill!! this happens for all the 1st pregnancies! this is your 1st one, remember?? even i felt the same way when you were inside this chamber
*rubs his own tummy saying that*
but then when i got pregnant with Jacob (Jacob, as already said is Eugene's 2nd brother), the pain seemed less, and satisfaction seemed more! it's a great part being pregnant honey! Great, unless you aren't married!"
*Eugene realised, he had unprotected sex and isn't married..what if he ends up being pregnant?? will he be a disgrace to the family?*
Joseph: "yeah dad..but as of now, i just want no more pregnancies..."
Eugene: "Dad, what if i become pregnant?? will i feel the pain like Joss too??"
Dad: "Honey, it all depends on how many you will be carrying, how big your babies are...look at Joss, he is so huge with just one baby, and look at your Uncle-I..he is almost 8 months pregnant with twins, and his belly is not bigger than mine!! it all depends my son!"
Eugene: "i am so afraid dad.."
Dad: "afraid of what?? there's nothing to be afraid...you can end up being pregnant only if you receive seed from a man...and i am pretty sure you haven't...so why are you afraid? just relax honey..come..kiss your baby brother growing inside me"