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"You know this means she's going to be a drama queen," Bailey remarked. "Everything is going to be about her all the time. If the attention isn't on her, then our priorities aren't straight." He only teased, of course. "I think she just wants to be a Portland baby." He let out a mock gasp. "Oh god, Sid, do you know what this means? She's going to be a hipster. She'll go around telling people she was born on a train 'before it was cool.'" At that moment, the baby kicked, as if confirming her dad's predictions.