12-28-2015, 10:20 PM
Steve just stared at the old man who was arguably his best friend. Actually, not even arguably. Did he...?
"So let me get this straight. You're suggesting I show this beach ball of a gut on camera to a bunch of people, and charge for it? What? I mean, I get it, people have fetishes and all that. But did you forget that I'm trying not to let people find out that I'm--"
Just before he finished the sentence, his brain started working. "...Oh. Just the belly by itself. I, uh..." He really didn't like the idea of showing off to a bunch of strangers, but it sure would be more manageable than solving crimes or cleaning up houses. "...I did get one case where a man pretended he was pregnant. I guess I could pass it off as roleplay, if worse came to worse."
"So let me get this straight. You're suggesting I show this beach ball of a gut on camera to a bunch of people, and charge for it? What? I mean, I get it, people have fetishes and all that. But did you forget that I'm trying not to let people find out that I'm--"
Just before he finished the sentence, his brain started working. "...Oh. Just the belly by itself. I, uh..." He really didn't like the idea of showing off to a bunch of strangers, but it sure would be more manageable than solving crimes or cleaning up houses. "...I did get one case where a man pretended he was pregnant. I guess I could pass it off as roleplay, if worse came to worse."