[Regifortis]

"Instructions?" Tobias spied some scrawled notes in the margins. "And I don't know about that. From what I remember about the Bosnia section, he really..." The memory of the game returned to him with a heat comparable to the hot spring. "*gulp* gave it his all."

Tobias cleared his throat, noting with an odd pride how even that sounded deeper and clearer. The more swollen and heavy he got into this pregnancy, it was almost like the rest of his body became more masculine to compensate. "The return trip to Greece went without a hitch. Ardashir seemed hesitant at some of my suggestions, even this far into us being together...I guess wanting a mate in him was wishful thinking after all? I will not give up, though. On the bright side, the dragon-loving humans agreed to not only serve in the army but to keep my warriors and mages company. Sex in the ranks always boosts morale, so I heartily encouraged their friendships to bloom. Some even hosted small orgies in honor of this campaign's initiation! To Ardashir's credit, he happily took part in those. He is Greek in spirit, after all."

The King started to turn the page before Tobias stopped him. "There's this one part..." He came forward so he didn't have to squint. "Suggestion from General Cygnus to get humans to clench harder: called it 'Donkey Punch'. Lightly throw fist onto the small of the back, startles them into instinctively clenching. Crude name, but effective. Tried it on Ardashir after some persuasion, said it helped him understand how to please me. Cannot argue with results!"